Thursday, 13 January 2022

Horror story

Hello everyone today I wanted to share with you a horror story I made so here you go:

S.L.E.N.D.E.R.

"C'mon, Era, there can't be danger coming, it hasn't happened in months." said Steve. They lived in the small town of Jerrinton. Who am I talking about? They were the Spectacular Seven: Steve, Larry, Evan, Nott, Devin, Era and Rall. Era isn't like the rest, she is a psychic and can sense danger (as she does now).

"Hey, Steve, wanna play?" asked Rall

"Yeah, sure, where?" replied Steve

"What about the forest?" suggested Larry

"I don't know. Is it safe? What do you think, Devin, Evan?" asked Nott. Devin and Evan were brothers.

"Me and Evan aren't allowed to go there" said Devin

"Yeah" replied his brother

"It's alright" said Rall

"Yeah c'mon" said Larry

"Alright, alright! We'll come" said Evan. Evan gets stressed out easily.

So off they went, into the forest. They found the forest as scary as a witches' ritual. "Hey, guys?" said Era, breaking the silence "The sense is stronger now"

"What do you mean?" asked Steve

"The sense of danger" Nott spoke for Era

"C'mon guys, you can't actually believe that stuff, Right?" Said Larry

"Larry, last time she sensed danger someone turned inside-out. The only reason we don't believe it now is because she said she saw Slenderman in her dreams," said Steve

"It's true, I did!" persisted Era.

"What was that?" exclaimed Rall.

"Enough, Rall. You aren't fooling anyone" said Nott.

"Though what did you see?" asked Evan.

"It was someone in a suit. I saw it for a flicker" he replied.

"What do you think, Era?" asked Steve, turning around, but Era wasn't there. "Era? Era! Guys, do you know where Era is?" Steve turned again, but no one was there. "Guys this isn't funny!" he yelled. Just then he heard scurrying and turned again. He felt a hand on his shoulder and he heard a smooth but spine-chilling voice: "Hi, Steve..." Steve turned around and saw it. He saw the one, the only... Slenderman.

Steve couldn't move, he couldn't scream, but worst of all he couldn't run, he could only stare. It was as if Slenderman had cursed him to not move.

"Come, let's go to my house." he said in that horrible, spine chilling voice.

Steve couldn't decline as he was forced to walk and couldn't do otherwise.

Slenderman's house was a wood cabin, scary and deep in the woods. After what felt like hours of walking they finally found it. When they went inside Steve could finally move and collapsed.

"Oh don't worry, you can talk now," said Slenderman.

"W - w - what are you?" asked Steve. His voice came out tiny and scared.

"Well," he said, sounding offended, "I am the myth, the legend SLENDERMAN!"

"Where are my friends? What have you done with them?!" Steve tried his best to yell, but his voice still came out tired and scared.

"Oh, don't worry, Steven," he said, "your friends will be right next to you soon"

And by soon he meant soon, as before Steve could think of a reply he found himself inside a cage that smelt like rotten cheese with Slenderman outside staring at him like he was a zoo animal. The cage had a low ceiling so he had to sit and... could it be? His friends! But before he had a chance to speak, Slenderman started talking "Steven, Steven, Steven..." said Slenderman, "You trust people too soon. That's the problem with humans nowadays."

"Steve!" exclaimed Nott "are you okay?!"

"Yeah, I'm fine, Nott, thanks" Steve replied.

"Hey, Steve" said Devin

"Hi, Devin, where's Era?" he asked.

"Oh, Era is nice, I like her. I like her power and that rage, it's so vibrant even you can sense it, oh wait you can't," it was Slenderman, he snickered and continued, "So why don't you see for yourself" he flipped a switch and somehow the wall opened! Steve heard a high pitched scream and turned around to see Larry in complete shock. Steve turned back around to see the wall had opened up fully and inside was a capsule. Steve squinted someone inside: Era!

"I've been doing a couple experiments with her and this is the best one. I even made the effects longer just for you." Slenderman gave a laugh that sent a shiver through Steve's spine. He clicked a switch and the capsule broke and a humongous vantablack hand came out... then the next... and then came the head. Deep red eyes, yellow teeth and big broad horns that start thick and get thinner and thinner the longer they go on. Contrary to the arms, it's legs were tiny and looked thinner than Slenderman's. No, I can't say 'it', that's Era. Thought Steve.

"So, what do you think?" asked Slenderman.

"You monster!" yelled Nott.

"SILENCE, MORTAL. OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU BEFORE SHE CAN!" yelled Slenderman

"Excuse me?!" exclaimed Rall.

"Oh, didn't I mention?" asked Slenderman his voice as if nothing had happened. "She can't hold her anger anymore; she kills whatever she finds. Except me of course; I'm immortal."

"You can't do this!" screamed Nott, falling into the arms of despair.

"Oh, but I can, you see, ERA ATTACK THESE HUMANS WHO DON'T BELIEVE YOU, NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL!" commanded Slenderman.

Instantly Era rushed forward and wailed "YOU NEVER BELIEVED ME WHEN I SENSED DANGER, NOW YOU MUST FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!" and the last thing Steve saw was a big, black hand pelting toward him.

Thank you.
Vivaan Bhatia

Thursday, 25 February 2021

Pediatrician to Pedicure

 Hello everyone, this is Vivaan and this is the first blog message I am writing myself.

 Today my sister was looking up what kind of doctor she could be, but she is young, so she kept confusing the words.

So when she read pediatrician and she said some gibberish and I made a joke that she said pedicure.

I said that when a child came with an injury that person would just give them a pedicure

Wednesday, 18 September 2019

New School Tour

In Dubai for the introductory school tour at Emirates International School, the primary head was giving us a round of the facilities and explaining the curriculum and how the courses are conducted.

He at the end asked, any questions?

Vivaan's hand was already up, and he had to ask...

"what time do we have to wake up? "

All the parents at the tour started laughing...

The primary head, after controlling his laugh, 'Early, very early. Hope you are ok with that?'

And one parent added: 'That is life'. 

American Water

Vivaan's Nani had read somewhere that some small town in US has been experimenting with different ways of filtering dirty water. One of the experiments consisted of filtering and cleaning sewage and turning it into potable water.

Vivaan heard it mentioned during a conversation between Nani and Geeta Nani who was incidentally visiting from Atlanta US and got completely grossed out:
"I was in America for one month last year! that means I drank that dirty potty water everyday for a month! I will never go back there ever!"

Tuesday, 28 February 2017

Vocabulary

Vivaan has this natch of using mature and sophisticated words.

He at most times surprises all of us by his choice of vocabulary.

Eg 1.
We were in Matheran and he wanted to ride the horse he had last ridden during our previous trip. When I told him that the horsemen is no longer part of our clan, Vivaan asked: why did you expel him from our group?

Eg 2.
There was a voice chat going on with Deva fui and she mentioned some of her doings as compared to Vivaan, so he said, 'stop flattering yourself Deva fui'.

Tuesday, 14 February 2017

Vivaan's one liners

Its is 14th Feb today, Valentine day.

Reshu and myself were exchanging gifts and talking to each other.

Vivaan : why don't you make your love story another day, lets play now.

Friday, 27 January 2017

Behave with a Girl

Vivaan asked how to behave with a Girl.

So following were my pointers:
Smile
Gentle
Show Love
Chivalrous
Sympathetic
Helpful
Keep your promise
Give them gifts
Praise them
Dress nice

Spice is good for me

We were watching TV at home and I opted to get something to nibble on from the kitchen, it was spicy stuff.

Vivaan came to me and took some to eat, and then ran to get some water.

I though he would not go for the next bit.

But to my surprise, he would eat one bite and drink water and so on...

I asked him, why he is eating this if he thinks it is spicy.

And he replied:

'I need spicy stuff because mosquitoes bite me'

What?,  I questioned

'Yes, mosquitoes like sweet things, and I am very sweet ! '.

Another Milk Tooth

While I am about recovering from my first fallen tooth, there is another gone,

Wednesday, 26 October 2016

Lost Tooth

Lost my first milk tooth last night.

Was playing with Mom, actually
went to bite Mom and suddenly fell off the bed...
When I came up and opened my mouth to bite her again, Mom noticed my missing tooth.

Lol 😁

Monday, 17 October 2016

Oil, Color and Water Experiment

Vivaan did an experiment with Oil, food Color and Water.

Click on the below link to see the test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPh9V46yh3w&feature=youtu.be

Wednesday, 7 September 2016

On a Date !!!

Vivaan is in 1st standard, 6 year old, but shocked us all one day with his words and knowledge on subject above his age.

I asked him to draw a sun, some clouds, house and river. He improvised and added some birds, people, slides etc.

When I asked him to explain his drawing, he said something very catchy, which drew all out attention.

V: Pappa looks at the birds, they are so close to each other, and flying in the sky, they are on a Date.

"On a Date !!!", I was shocked.

What is a date? I asked.

V: When two people go out together, its a date.

Me: So if you and Darsh go out, its a date?

V: No, a boy and girl go out on a date.

Me: Oh!, so if you and Bansri fui go out is it ok?

V: No, they have to be of the same height.

Me: Oh!, then would it be a date if you and Diya were together?

V: No, they have to be of the same age too.

I left all further conversation to avoid further shock.

But later when I asked him where he had learnt that word, he said it was from his cartoons. Shocking...

Saturday, 6 August 2016

Robot

At the mall today, I experienced riding a robot.
Now I know how Ironman feels and how he controls his machine from the inside.

Saturday, 23 July 2016

Mentos n Coke

Each day after evening classes, Vivaan goes to the grocery store and asks for a chocolate or cake or toy.

Today to my surprise he said, Dad lets do a science trick...
Lets buy some Mentos n a Bottle of Coke.

What will we do with that? I asked.

To which he replied, we will make a fountain.
If we put some Mentos in a bottle of Coke, it will spring up into a mountain.

Where did you learn that? I asked.

Saw it on YouTube. He replied.

So we bought the items and tried that exact stuff and it worked.
We put 2 Mentos in the Coke bottle, quickly covered the cap, shook the bottle hard and thew it high up in the air, next it banged on the group, cap broke lose, and few off in one direction.

Saturday, 9 January 2016

Nani when will you be a star?

Vivaan and Nani conversation.

V: Nani when will you become star (used as term to die or go far away permanently)
N: Never
V: No Nani, you will become old one day, your hair will become white, your teeth will go, you will hold a stick and walk, then what will you do, you will become a star.
So tell me when will you become a star.
N: Not now, when you get married and have kids, maybe after that.
V: Oh then, I will never marry.

Sunday, 15 February 2015

New baby

Rayna said she wants a new little baby to play with.
Mom suggested that we tell Amisha fui. But Vivaan came up with a better suggestion, lets inform Hiranandani Hospital.
We asked him why, he said Amisha fui might get a toy, but I think Rayna wants a real baby to play with.

Sunday, 12 October 2014

Babies sleeping time.

We are at Matheran. Come to meet Jahaan and to train Vivaan to ride.
Rayna slept off during the evening time and we had to delay our program according.
So Vivaan asked why don't we wake her up. And his mom gave him a long reasoning on what the Doctor had said about not waking up kids from sleep because it disturbs their schedule.
Within a split of a second Vivaan responded...
Mom you know when I have to go to school every morning and you wake me up from my sleep, it disturbs me.

Thursday, 11 September 2014

Coffee making

Here is Vivaan helping his Dadi make a good coffee.
He is blending the coffee beans in the cup.

Saturday, 2 August 2014

I don't like this... isse Olx pe bech do.

Lol
Lol
Lol
Can't believe Vivaan's response.
I asked Vivaan to play with one of his old cars, and he said, I don't like it... Pappa isse Olx pe bech do.

Oggy and the cockroaches

Can't believe how much influence Oggy and the cockroaches Cartoon does on the kids.
Vivaan's updated vocabulary :
1. Tera Manshik santulan hil gaya hai kya?
2. Oye Chirkut

Friday, 9 May 2014

Summer camp

Vivaan is so funny...
In the summer camp, teachers decided to do a dance and encourage the kids to participate. Instead of dancing, Vivaan decided to correct the teacher's moves.
The song was Sunny Leone's "Baby doll me sone de" and Vivaan said teacher you don't know how to move the bum. It's not like that... Its supposed to be like this...
Lol.

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

My marriage.

Vivaan being so inspired by events happening around him, post coming from Atish Kaka's marriage and post seeing Dhoom 3, says Pappa, I will walk down the wall on my marriage day.

Saturday, 25 January 2014

Dhoom 3

Vivaan and I went for a Dhoom 3 screening.
Just the both of us.

Vivaan was watching this movie for the second time. First time Vivaan went to sleep after about 20 minutes.

Saturday, 7 September 2013

Vivaan to Dhruv

Vivaan to Dhruv:
Aa maro helmet che. Mai Dubai thi lidhoo che. Ane touch nai kar, tuti jase.

Friday, 9 August 2013

Sunday, 19 May 2013

First hair Cut.

First hair cut @ Enrich.

 Video of the hair cut.

I was explaining Vivaan the procedure for hair cut.
They will put a cloth on you before they start cutting, so that all the hair fall on the cloth.
V: but Pappa, last time when they cut my hair in the garder, they did not put the cloth.
They did beta.
V: Ok, if you say so.
(He remembered the mundan that was done 7 months ago).

After the hair cut, Vivaan was looking at himself in the mirror for sometime, so I asked is your haircut fine.
V: is it done.
Yes.
V: But my hair are still left, they haven't cut it.
So I laughed and said, last time we had gone for a mundan, this is a hair cut, they don't cut it completely.

After a while...
V: Pappa, when we had gone to Goa, I did not have any hair.
Really???
V: Yes, I was running all over the resort and the beach with no hair.
Ohh... Ok.

Rambo Circus.

Rambo Circus at Pune.




Special show for us.






At Kaka's new home.


Outside tuition teachers house. 

Put up all Rayna's clips.


Kiss Kiss.

Boxing on Wii.

Vivaan showed self interest in wanted to play boxing, looking at the icon.
He picked it up and started playing in the first try itself.
Me and my friends took a week to master it.


Himmatwala.

Vivaan saw the movie Himmatwala, actor Ajay Devgan.
And he started to act like that.

Pappa: Jo, hu tiger sathe fighting karu chu.



At Hamleys.



At Phoinex Mall.
Bungee jump.


School Group Photo.

Vivaan's Playgroup mates.
He know the names of 95% of the kids.

Weekends.

At Lonavala, Lion Point.



At Raheja Williows, Sunday Morning.


At Growel 101 Mall.


Bhel Preparation at School.

Vivaan's school taught them how to make Bhel.
I really wanted to see what they did, so I asked Vivaan to get some back from school for me.
& he remembered and as soon as he entered home he opened his lunchbox and asked me taste.

The most sweetest Bhel I ever had !


Eating Bhel with finger's.




Happy Easter.

Pappa, where is my Easter gift?



Easter Gift from Dada.
Walk driving Car.



Riding the Cycle...

See Pappa... I can ride my cycle.

Bth day gift from Dada, Dadi and Deva Fui.
I started riding in one day.

Hi! Pappa.


Holi hai !!!

Dressed for Holi Pooja


Pooja at the society, Raheja Williows

Vivaan's holi gum.


Vivaan had a blast.
He put color and water on almost everyone present there.




Now... shower time...