Vivaan Bhatia's Scrapbook
Thursday, 13 January 2022
Horror story
Thursday, 25 February 2021
Pediatrician to Pedicure
Hello everyone, this is Vivaan and this is the first blog message I am writing myself.
Today my sister was looking up what kind of doctor she could be, but she is young, so she kept confusing the words.
So when she read pediatrician and she said some gibberish and I made a joke that she said pedicure.
I said that when a child came with an injury that person would just give them a pedicure
Saturday, 29 February 2020
Friday, 4 October 2019
Wednesday, 18 September 2019
New School Tour
He at the end asked, any questions?
Vivaan's hand was already up, and he had to ask...
"what time do we have to wake up? "
All the parents at the tour started laughing...
The primary head, after controlling his laugh, 'Early, very early. Hope you are ok with that?'
And one parent added: 'That is life'.
American Water
Vivaan heard it mentioned during a conversation between Nani and Geeta Nani who was incidentally visiting from Atlanta US and got completely grossed out:
"I was in America for one month last year! that means I drank that dirty potty water everyday for a month! I will never go back there ever!"
Tuesday, 28 February 2017
Vocabulary
He at most times surprises all of us by his choice of vocabulary.
Eg 1.
We were in Matheran and he wanted to ride the horse he had last ridden during our previous trip. When I told him that the horsemen is no longer part of our clan, Vivaan asked: why did you expel him from our group?
Eg 2.
There was a voice chat going on with Deva fui and she mentioned some of her doings as compared to Vivaan, so he said, 'stop flattering yourself Deva fui'.
Tuesday, 14 February 2017
Vivaan's one liners
Its is 14th Feb today, Valentine day.
Reshu and myself were exchanging gifts and talking to each other.
Vivaan : why don't you make your love story another day, lets play now.
Friday, 27 January 2017
Behave with a Girl
So following were my pointers:
Smile
Gentle
Show Love
Chivalrous
Sympathetic
Helpful
Keep your promise
Give them gifts
Praise them
Dress nice
Spice is good for me
Vivaan came to me and took some to eat, and then ran to get some water.
I though he would not go for the next bit.
But to my surprise, he would eat one bite and drink water and so on...
I asked him, why he is eating this if he thinks it is spicy.
And he replied:
'I need spicy stuff because mosquitoes bite me'
What?, I questioned
'Yes, mosquitoes like sweet things, and I am very sweet ! '.
Wednesday, 26 October 2016
Lost Tooth
Lost my first milk tooth last night.
Was playing with Mom, actually
went to bite Mom and suddenly fell off the bed...
When I came up and opened my mouth to bite her again, Mom noticed my missing tooth.
Lol 😁
Monday, 17 October 2016
Oil, Color and Water Experiment
Wednesday, 7 September 2016
On a Date !!!
I asked him to draw a sun, some clouds, house and river. He improvised and added some birds, people, slides etc.
When I asked him to explain his drawing, he said something very catchy, which drew all out attention.
V: Pappa looks at the birds, they are so close to each other, and flying in the sky, they are on a Date.
"On a Date !!!", I was shocked.
What is a date? I asked.
V: When two people go out together, its a date.
Me: So if you and Darsh go out, its a date?
V: No, a boy and girl go out on a date.
Me: Oh!, so if you and Bansri fui go out is it ok?
V: No, they have to be of the same height.
Me: Oh!, then would it be a date if you and Diya were together?
V: No, they have to be of the same age too.
I left all further conversation to avoid further shock.
But later when I asked him where he had learnt that word, he said it was from his cartoons. Shocking...
Saturday, 6 August 2016
Robot
At the mall today, I experienced riding a robot.
Now I know how Ironman feels and how he controls his machine from the inside.
Saturday, 23 July 2016
Mentos n Coke
Each day after evening classes, Vivaan goes to the grocery store and asks for a chocolate or cake or toy.
Today to my surprise he said, Dad lets do a science trick...
Lets buy some Mentos n a Bottle of Coke.
What will we do with that? I asked.
To which he replied, we will make a fountain.
If we put some Mentos in a bottle of Coke, it will spring up into a mountain.
Where did you learn that? I asked.
Saw it on YouTube. He replied.
So we bought the items and tried that exact stuff and it worked.
We put 2 Mentos in the Coke bottle, quickly covered the cap, shook the bottle hard and thew it high up in the air, next it banged on the group, cap broke lose, and few off in one direction.
Saturday, 9 January 2016
Nani when will you be a star?
Vivaan and Nani conversation.
V: Nani when will you become star (used as term to die or go far away permanently)
N: Never
V: No Nani, you will become old one day, your hair will become white, your teeth will go, you will hold a stick and walk, then what will you do, you will become a star.
So tell me when will you become a star.
N: Not now, when you get married and have kids, maybe after that.
V: Oh then, I will never marry.
Sunday, 15 February 2015
New baby
Rayna said she wants a new little baby to play with.
Mom suggested that we tell Amisha fui. But Vivaan came up with a better suggestion, lets inform Hiranandani Hospital.
We asked him why, he said Amisha fui might get a toy, but I think Rayna wants a real baby to play with.
Sunday, 12 October 2014
Babies sleeping time.
We are at Matheran. Come to meet Jahaan and to train Vivaan to ride.
Rayna slept off during the evening time and we had to delay our program according.
So Vivaan asked why don't we wake her up. And his mom gave him a long reasoning on what the Doctor had said about not waking up kids from sleep because it disturbs their schedule.
Within a split of a second Vivaan responded...
Mom you know when I have to go to school every morning and you wake me up from my sleep, it disturbs me.
Thursday, 11 September 2014
Saturday, 2 August 2014
I don't like this... isse Olx pe bech do.
Lol
Lol
Lol
Can't believe Vivaan's response.
I asked Vivaan to play with one of his old cars, and he said, I don't like it... Pappa isse Olx pe bech do.
Oggy and the cockroaches
Can't believe how much influence Oggy and the cockroaches Cartoon does on the kids.
Vivaan's updated vocabulary :
1. Tera Manshik santulan hil gaya hai kya?
2. Oye Chirkut
Friday, 9 May 2014
Summer camp
Vivaan is so funny...
In the summer camp, teachers decided to do a dance and encourage the kids to participate. Instead of dancing, Vivaan decided to correct the teacher's moves.
The song was Sunny Leone's "Baby doll me sone de" and Vivaan said teacher you don't know how to move the bum. It's not like that... Its supposed to be like this...
Lol.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014
My marriage.
Vivaan being so inspired by events happening around him, post coming from Atish Kaka's marriage and post seeing Dhoom 3, says Pappa, I will walk down the wall on my marriage day.
Saturday, 25 January 2014
Dhoom 3
Vivaan and I went for a Dhoom 3 screening.
Just the both of us.
Vivaan was watching this movie for the second time. First time Vivaan went to sleep after about 20 minutes.
Saturday, 7 September 2013
Vivaan to Dhruv
Vivaan to Dhruv:
Aa maro helmet che. Mai Dubai thi lidhoo che. Ane touch nai kar, tuti jase.